The 10 riders assembled at the ASDA car-park anxiously inspected their
watches; it was past 9:15 and there was no sign of the designated leader,
Graham. I rang his mobile number, but his phone was turned off. I wondered if he
turns it off when he doesn’t want his movements to be tracked.
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Ash Valley Golf Club |
A subsequent
call to his land-line unexpectedly did elicit a response and yes, he had
forgotten. What had caused this amnesia was open to conjecture: had he played
football in his youth and headed the ball too often? Or was the memory-loss due
to an activity closely associated with the conclusion of each Wednesday-evening
ride? Had he been struck on the head by a rolling-pin after returning home last
Wednesday?
Whatever had caused this dereliction of duty, Carol immediately
seized the initiative and quickly mapped out a route to Much Hadham, passing
through Bramfield and Cold Christmas and avoiding the motor traffic and
associated toxins of the urban conglomerations of Hertford and Ware. Our
destination, Ash Valley Golf Club lies just north of Much Hadham where a
magnificent carpet of Snowdrops adjoined the road through the village.
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The large green sign |
Unfortunately, Bill, whose formidable
knowledge of four-letter words is legendary but apparently does not include the
words GOLF and CLUB, even when prominently displayed in foot-high white
letters on a bright-green notice, sped straight past the entrance and was almost
in Little Hadham before a call to his mobile phone caused him to backtrack.
At
the club we were met by Steve and Jackie, who had cycled directly from their
home, as we rested for the consumption of bacon sandwiches. On
departure we headed vaguely south, passing a large group of eccentric-looking
cyclists going in the opposite direction; the identification of one of them
indicated that this was North Herts CTC. Then Bill experienced another problem:
his back tyre was rubbing against the mudguard stays, but a short stop enabled
Jon to establish the cause as a loose skewer.
Despite the delay we arrived at
our destination, the Rye House in Hoddesdon, at exactly 1 o’clock after
approaching it via the picturesque and fragrant toll road
through Rye Meads sewage
works. A member of staff immediately approached us and invited us to
park our
bikes in the garden at the side of the pub. The bar was surprisingly
empty for a
Sunday and was essentially a two-for-one establishment, so we paired up
to order
reasonably priced food which quickly came.
The return journey, starting
through Broxbourne Woods, passed through Little Berkhamsted, where Bill
correctly named some Winter Aconite
growing in the verge, and then via Wild Hill, where Philip, on looking at his
watch, was devastated to discover that the time, 3:05, had precluded another
pint at The Woodman, South Herts CAMRA Pub of the Year. It was all Bill’s
fault.